The Miniature Seabirds of Monterey
About Me
Newly-minted emerging museum professional living just outside Washington, DC. I dig museums, history, social media, soccer, marketing, and not wearing pants.
A dynamic figure, I am often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making me more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, write award-winning operas, and manages time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. My other bona fides:
MA, Museum Studies, Johns Hopkins University, 2010 (4.0 GPA).
BA, History, University of Maryland University College, 2008 (summa cum laude).Follow me on Twitter
- RT @TheAuthorGuy: Ash Wednesday is the day we all get together and watch the Evil Dead movies, right? 9 hours ago
- RT @hitchmichael: If you didn't see this harrowing "Rolling Stone" article yet, it's a must-read. http://t.co/cErJitfw via @GleekRob @M ... 16 hours ago
- RT @amhistorymuseum: Today in 1945: American troops land on Iwo Jima. Image of American flag at Mount Suribachi http://t.co/rqjzuJOZ 3 days ago
- Awesome! My Moo MiniCards arrived and they are tres chic. Now who wants to network? (thanks @overheardatmoo) http://t.co/lsRadSJR 4 days ago
- @wrdodger Thanks for the #FF! One day I'll remember to do one myself. 4 days ago
Recent Posts
- December 5, 2011 in Uncategorized From my bucket list
- November 28, 2011 in Uncategorized Monterey, CA
- November 27, 2011 in Photography Sunset, 11/26/11
- November 26, 2011 in Photography The Miniature Seabirds of Monterey
- November 25, 2011 in Video AAM Goes to Cuba
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