Newly-minted emerging museum professional living just outside Washington, DC. I dig museums, history, social media, soccer, marketing, and not wearing pants.

A dynamic figure, I am often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making me more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, write award-winning operas, and manages time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. My other bona fides:

MA, Museum Studies, Johns Hopkins University, 2010 (4.0 GPA).
BA, History, University of Maryland University College, 2008 (summa cum laude).